May 22, 2006

urgh

some idiot left a cup of half finished soya bean drink on my desk... and when i arrived at my desk this morning, the soyabean drink had solidified and it STANK..omg

there is lipstick stain on the straw, so which female retard drank at my desk between Friday evening 6.45pm to Sunday??

thanks to this retard, my desk is now stinking smelly and I have to turn the fan on... thank goodness my colleague gave me his small fan when he resigned...

thank you retard, for giving me such a nice welcome present on Monday morning

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note ... article in Straits Times have something interesting..

Woo.. the zoo is cool – ST (20/5/06), pL4&5
With fresh exhibits and a "naturalistic" revamp at the Singapore Zoo, the Zoo is turning from a viewing zoo into a learning zoo.

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today i emailed my choices for station to the organisers. My choices are as arranged..

(A) Station Selection
(1) Night Safari
(2) Fragile Forest
(3) Tame & Toucheables
(4) African Adventure
(5) Reptile Realm
(6) Primarily Primates
(7) In Danger


B) Zoo Keeper Attachment (for 4th June 2006)
(1) African Plains
(2) Sealions
(3) Australian Outback / Pygmy Hippos

now, i sit back and await the results to be released on 28 May 2006... and wa.. this Sunday session will be VERY interesting!!! Not only we got to get our sleepy asses to the zoo by 8.45am, we will be going on a very special tour behind those doors that say "RESTRICTED"... so, envy me or not??

:D

6 comments:

Ben Liong said...

I love how your definition of a retard is default to be male, and that you have to specify "female retard" otherwise.

Anyways, just something tha make me giggle. ;)

oceanskies79 said...

Envy is written on my eyes. All the best to your posting.

Jane said...

something wrong with my eyes...I can't read!!!

Jane said...

Oh..the second time visiting is better..
it's me... I can read now.. hehe

crazycat said...

Ben: thanks for visiting... and i have not really think of the fact that i have assigned the male gender to the word Retard.. hmm...

oceanskies: hehe, come join and u will see

SA: that faggot better stay clear of me!!

Jane: sorry, the design sucks! so i gave up and come back.. hehe.. with bigger font size

Chris said...

That is very unfortunate about the stinky desk. One does like a nice fresh smelling desk when one comes into work.