August 10, 2005

wat a situation , my constipation

the waist and belly is resembling like a 4 month pregnant belly.. it must be the pigging out over last 2 weeks and the regular constipation.... damnit.. i am feeling so fat now.. and my farts absolutely StiNkS

hey, wait.. am i really constipated OR am i constipated and also growing fat.. urgh


wat an awful feeling!


i guess i have to try to exercise, like this


or this


if worse, come to worse.. get someone to do this to me.. i am sure i will get many volunteers...


okok, this is a lame post, juz wanna show off my emoticons.. but the fact that i am bloated full of shit is still a fact.. took some laxative tea this afternoon.. see if it works??


to kracker, u wanted to know some singapore history?? i think this might be accurate.. seems pretty detailed .. anyone think this is good enuff?

5 comments:

mistipurple said...

come over and fart at my blog. you will feel so at home there! :p

mistipurple said...

thank you msfeline. i soooo needed that! :p

mistipurple said...

caracola, you farted yesterday? got anymore today? it's fart day at misti's and...don't light up when you get in.

pinkie said...

cute pictures... drink warm water, take prune juice, papaya, milk...

u take care k...

WonderWoman said...

then again... who is NOT growing fat?!!