July 25, 2005

u got a brain?

*ring ring*

crazy cat: hello

woman : can i speak to ms kelly ****

crazy cat: yea, this is kelly

woman : This is XXXX from Robert Walters, Can i speak to kelly ****? oh.. sorry (hint of embarassment at not paying attention to me)

crazy cat: wat is it regarding? (pissed off cos got interrupted when she is listening to her music on way home and got to entertain some retard)

woman : Kelly, are u still working with XXX company?

crazy cat: yea, why? (note: short answers cos i know where this is heading)

woman : Would u be interested in a job (meaning interview la, u bitch)

crazy cat: No, i am going to leave my company, i got another job.

woman : Oh , u got a job? (Ahberthan, u stupid bitch, then resign to sit at home, shake leg?? )


crazy cat: yea (remain cool, babe )

woman : oh, where are u going?

crazy cat: Not convenient to say (at this point, i am controlling my temper, do i need to tell u?)

woman : oh, wat job scope will u be doing in yr new job ?

crazy cat: Project Management (my eyes were already rolling, i swear!! )

woman : its is a permanent position?

crazy cat: yes (note: short answer again)

woman : its is a permanent position?

crazy cat: yes (note: short answer again)

woman : Hm. would u be interested in a contract position?

crazy cat: No (my mind was going "What The Fuck? ")

woman : oh, ok, in that case, byebye

wat a stupid bloody retard.. waste 10mins of my prime mobile airtime.. but u see, i dun wan to offend recruiters/headhunters (watever u wanna call them).. so.. i endure.. hmm, waaa.. i sound like a bitch now leh..

9 comments:

oceanskies79 said...

Wow, you have been headhunted. I have never been yet. Anyway, hearing about your experience tells me that I would prefer to be left alone at times.

oceanskies79 said...

Meantime, have a pleasant week ahead.

mistipurple said...

woman! it's a privilege to be headhunted hoh! some people, geez..

crazycat said...

simple american: i am a bit too slow to think of that..!! hehe

oceanskies: yea, sometimes they are not too sensitive..

purple: i know i sound like a total 101% bitch, but i am also considering the number of times the same company called me and ask me SO many questions and say they will do this and that and then ............silence......... dun even tell me that i am not shortlisted or anything... so, its wasting my time... plus the tone she used makes me feel that she thought i am not capable of finding a job... damnit

crazycat said...

simple american: yea, i feel that way too... she called after office hours while i was travelling and i hate to talk on the phone while travelling cos the train is noisy. she could have juz asked if i am still interested to find out more about some new job opportunities instead of doing some home survey... haiz.. but.. nevermind.. the event is over... hehe..

Anonymous said...

Kill em all

Kenny said...

credit card salesman on phone is even worst...trust me..

MyOrangeSweater said...

You should have told her, "Does the job pay S$1 million and requires me to work only 20 hours a week? If so, I'd take it"

crazycat said...

Kracker: cannot kill, i will have to go to jail leh..

Knychai: i know.. i have been hunted by all the credit card companies until i turned nasty on them

Lynne: now, why din i think of that???